Matthew: JUSH!
What's happening, brothah?
Josh: Desmond???
Matthew: That's right. I am like the Desmond Hume of this shit! The wild card!
Josh: Shakin' things up with your Scottish brogue, traveling through time, snatching up the daughters of wealthy industrialists.
Matthew: Sitting in a room for years at a time!
Josh: A small sacrifice.
Matthew: I wish we didn't have to wait however long to get more Desmond. He's not a regular this season, but he's coming back. When Desmond is back, you know it's on.
Josh: That's true. He's a catalyst.
Matthew: That is typically his role, yes.
Josh: And a vehicle of ROMANCE.
Matthew: Beards, kisses, and time shifts.
Josh: That sums it up perfectly.
Matthew: If you throw in "lies" and "giant bottles of ranch dressing" that is a description of the show in general.
Josh: If someone knew nothing about the show and you said it was about those five things, how could they deny it?
