Meatball Pranks
Matthew: I am not a Subway fan at all, especially not for meatballs
meatballs are a special food to me, my grandmother made them so well
I get mad at bad meatballs
Chris: meatball pranks are a cherished family tradition
every Columbus Day, you hide meatballs around the neighborhood
Matthew: YOU GOT MEATBALL PRANKED
THOSE ARE NOT REALLY YOUR TESTICLES
Chris: "I thought you said this was a chicken caesar salad!"
"NOPE IT'S MEATBALLS PAINTED LIKE LETTUCE"