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When Baldacci Is On Fire

Victoria: When Baldacci's on fire, everyone stands around wondering if they should do something.
Matthew: When Baldacci's on fire, he is in fact MADE OF FLAMES, like the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four.
Victoria: When Baldacci's on fire, you need to carry him to another Baldacci and use him to light them on fire. It's how the Baldacci Torch Relay works.
Matthew: When Baldacci's on fire, he burns to ashes, and from those ashes, a phoenix shall emerge.
Victoria: When Baldacci's on fire, he's protesting unfair treatment of monks in Burma.
Matthew: When Baldacci's on fire, he is actually just trying to pick up hunky firefighters. Oh, Baldacci!
Victoria: When Baldacci's on fire, he wants you to say "Baldacci's en fuego!" Don't indulge him.
Chris: When Baldacci is on fire, he is a green-friendly alternative to gas-fired home heating systems.
Victoria: When Baldacci's on fire....is Baldacci on fire again? Bad Baldacci! Bad!